This page is to serve notice that common sense prevails.
Our Introductory offers are good for one person or couple only. You may not combine 2, 20, or 200 of them.
Our Introductory Offers are only for new students. If you have danced with us before, send us an email begging for this enormous discount and we will consider your plea. We reserve the right to publish said email on this site or any social media platform. If you have never danced with us before, then we look forward to meeting you.
Our Introductory Offers are designed for beginner dancers only. We will not stray from our methodology and lesson plan. If you have signed up for this “sample platter” expecting a Filet, soup, salad, and dessert you will be disappointed. If you feel we got this wrong, send us an email and we will consider your plea. We reserve the right to publish said email on this site or any social media platform.
Our Introductory Offers are good for ADULTS only. If you are not sure if you are an adult, contact your nearest relative and ask for help. If they do not know, send us an email explaining your predicament. We will do our best to help you get through the dilemma.
This page is only necessary for about one in one thousand people. Most people respect our caveats, and we appreciate their respect. This page is for the exceptions.